Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Round Up 1946, Part Two: Strangler Of The Swamp


In the wake of the 1938 Kristallnacht pogrom, Frank Wysbar left Nazi Germany with his 'non-Aryan' wife Eva. Changing the spelling of his name to Wisbar, he would find success in American television production in the 50s, but prior to that he did his time in the PRC trenches. His Strangler Of The Swamp has been classed, with the works of fellow PRC plugger Edgar Ulmer, as a model of the kind of rabbit a very good director can pull out of even the shabbiest of filmic hats. It is a penuriously cheap remake of his last film completed in Germany prior to emigrating, Faehrmann Maria (aka Ferryboat Woman Maria and Death and the Maiden), which the Aurum Horror Film Encyclopedia compares favourably to Murnau's Nosferatu and Dreyer's Vampyr, and calls his greatest achievement. Like Val Lewton, Wisbar knew better than to try to stretch a budget any further than it could comfortably reach, and the entirety of Strangler was shot on one studio set: a stretch of river, the ferry landing, spectral trees, and lots and lots of dry ice fog for the characters to appear out of and disappear into. Rosemary LaPlance takes over as ferryman when her grandfather dies, and encounters the specter of an even earlier ferryman who, hanged for a murder he didn't commit, has come back from the dead to return the favour to the descendants of his accusers, one of whom Rosemary is unfortunate enough to fall in love with. A modest, atmospheric chamber piece, that succeeds solely on the verve of its director, this is exactly the kind of little-movie-that-can that I love to get wind of. And it's actually available on DVD. Nice.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Round Up 1946, Part One: Cocteau's Beauty And The Beast

According to the Internet Movie Database, of the 1,209 films made in 1946, 36 contain elements of horror, science fiction or fantasy. They are:

A Matter of Life and Death
Ang iyong ina
Angel on My Shoulder
Bedlam  
Devil Bat's Daughter
Devil Monster
El ahijado de la muerte
El jinete fantasma
El moderno Barba Azul
El sexo fuerte
El superhombre
Fight That Ghost
Floarea reginei
Hay muertos que no hacen ruido
House of Horrors
It's a Wonderful Life  
Kamennyy tsvetok
La belle et la bête
La tentation de Barbizon
Les portes de la nuit
Reka caruje
She-Wolf of London
Strangler of the Swamp
Sylvie et le fantôme
The Bandit of Sherwood Forest
The Beast with Five Fingers
The Brute Man
The Catman of Paris
The Cockeyed Miracle
The Crimson Ghost
The Curse of the Wraydons
The Face of Marble
The Flying Serpent
The Spider Woman Strikes Back
The Time of Their Lives
Valley of the Zombies

Not to downplay the value of Capra's inverted version of Dickens' Christmas Carol, It's A Wonderful Life, the milestone fantasy film of 1946 is Jean Cocteau's Beauty And The Beast. Stately, beautiful, and, though based on a fairytale, not pandering to children, it is the kind of film that could only have been made by a bisexual ex-surrealist who thought of himself as a poet, and, whether or not it entirely succeeds, attempts to be a work of art in an arena that, at that time, was playing host to an awful lot of mad scientists.
It represents a return to the kind of serious, pure fantasy film making that was the province of the Germans prior to Hitler having decided such stuff was 'degenerate' and inflicted his own rigid political aesthetic 'ethic' (typified by the music of Wagner, the architecture of Speer, the films of Riefensthal, and the bizarre portrait pictured at left) on his country's movie industry. Beauty And The Beast is also the expression of a single individual's uncompromised vision, rather than the too-many-cooks product of a compartmentalised studio system, making it more akin to a painting or a novel than the latest Universal monster movie. A true auteur film, is it going too far to suggest that it probably couldn't have existed in the world we would have had if the nazis had won the war?

Friday, March 5, 2010

Round Up 1938: J'Accuse! (you intelligentsia swine!)

 

According to the Internet Movie Database, of the 1,129 films made in 1938, only 12 contain elements of horror, science fiction or fantasy. They are:

A Christmas Carol 
Chinatown Nights 
Flash Gordon's Trip to Mars 
Flight to Fame 
J'Accuse   
Kaibyô nazo no shamisen 
Mars Attacks the World 
Schneeweißchen und Rosenrot 
The Gladiator 
The Secret of Treasure Island   
Topper Takes a Trip   
Youth in Revolt 

There's an odd review of the 1938 A Christmas Carol over at AMG, where Bruce Eder begins with a long, long list of the many places it falls short of the 1951 Alistair Sim version that is still regarded as definitive, then suggests that its uncomplicated approach may be best suited for Christmastime viewing by everyone but those he sneeringly refers to as 'the intelligentsia'. Reginald Owen stars as Scrooge, and I wouldn't refuse to watch it if the opportunity presented (and, you know, the Sim version wasn't playing on another channel), but frankly, Eder's violent defense of MGM's version in opposition to the apparently stuck up, intellectual 1951 British one is more interesting than the film could ever be. Damned hoity-toity smart people: always ruining Christmas...

Far more compelling is genius director Abel Gance's 1938 remake of his own 1919 J'Accuse that, plotwise, appears to bear little resemblance to the original apart from its anti-war stance, if the descriptions I've just read are anything to go by. The 1938 version involves a scientist, having been traumatised by the horrors of WWI, creating a machine to benefit all mankind and bring an end to war, only to see it turned into a weapon by his government, leading to what Bruce Eder (yes, that Bruce Eder: he's usually a very interesting critic) describes as "the main section of the film, an astonishing mix of science-fiction and horror elements [that] in its reach and assembly of images and messages, seems to anticipate the future work of Stanley Kubrick, in Paths of Glory but also aspects of the symbolism of 2001: A Space Odyssey." Does it make me a bad person that I've never had any burning desire to see the original, but that the inclusion of said science fiction (reviews are commendably circumspect as to the nature of the obscenely misapplied technology our hero develops) and horror (dead soldiers rise to accuse the living) elements have piqued my interest in the remake I never knew existed? Gance was one of the truly great director/innovators, and I'm all for peace, but the phrase 'anti-war movie' has never turned me on (though in my defense, pro-war war movies are usually a hard sell for me, too): it just never sounds like it's going to be a very good time, you know. Also, I just dismissed Chinatown Nights and Flight To Fame without a second thought, having read that both films involved scientists, their 'death rays', and the war effort, but just let Abel Gance do something similar and it makes my list. Kind of pathetic, really.

I'd like to be able to report something about Kaibyô Nazo No Shamisen, but the only thing I've been able to find out is that it is part of a Japanese horror subgenre of kaibyo, or 'ghost cat', films -- a trope that modern viewers will recognise as one of the scarier aspects of the recent Ju-On (aka, The Grudge) series: specifically the feral ghost of the dead child who (chillingly) cries with the voice of his equally deceased cat.

There's no Cary Grant in Topper Takes a Trip, which makes it the least interesting of the three Topper films, and certainly not the place I'm likely to start.

And, finally, we have the French Youth In Revolt (aka, Altitude 3,200), which should have been called Attitude 3,200, because that's just what those pesky idealistic teens we have historically been so plagued with have knocked out of them in this film. The said elevation refers to a mountaintop retreat where a group of men are talked by a group of young girls into playing Utopian Equality for the remainder of their vacation, with everyone ultimately deciding (after dissent, jealousy, and an avalanche) that they like things better in the real world. Which, frankly, I find kind of sad...

J'accuse (I Accuse That They May Live) (1937-France)



Wednesday, March 3, 2010

2012 (2009)




We interrupt our regular programming here at Biased Observer for a special report. It appears that the dead are returning to life as mindless zombies, and we are giving them millions of dollars to make movies.

I spent last night with Roland Emmerich. In the cold light of day, it is obvious that Roland doesn't respect me and never did; nor can I respect myself anymore, but let's be honest: everyone tried to warn me, and I went ahead and did it anyway. Still,  I'm taking time out to bitch about this... product, 2012, (I won't call it a film) because it so exactly pinpoints everything that is so wrong with movies today. 2012 somehow contrives to be worse than it is possible for it to be, considering the number of people and amount of money involved in making it -- so much worse that I find it hard to believe that Emmerich was not somehow involved in the script of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull. As such, 2012 presents a paradigm for this blog: henceforward I will think of it as the Anti-Movie, the antithesis of everything this blog is looking for in a film, the appearance of which heralds the beginning of cinema's Endtimes, the biggest, most chemical-tasting, coat your throat Twinky that turns out to be a cock in disguise ever to tempt an audience with the promise of a simple, infallibly compelling premise -- the cataclysmic destruction of planet Earth -- finally made possible on account of advances in CGI, and surely impossible to fuck up with so much money meaning so many cooks were on hand to make sure it didn't fall below a certain base level of moronism. But it does.
 
The only way it could have been worse is if Nicholas Cage had starred. There have been harbingers prior to this, costly commercial spectacles so empty they actually damage your character for having seen them, but 2012 is proof that the celluloid apocalypse has arrived. But do not mourn, movie-loving humanity: it doesn't mean that pictures and sound will never go together in a pleasing way again, just that, now we've had it demonstrated that there's no spectacle we can imagine that a computer can't make look (almost mostly) real on a tv screen, there's nowhere bigger and stupider left to go. We are almost reduced at this point to having to tell stories again, which means you can't just turn on your script-writing software, check the boxes for helicopter, mushroom cloud, car chase, bigger gun, too old for this shit, Nicholas Cage, I will find you, Hell no! and then let 400 computer animators, taking a break from doing TV commercials, turn the spontaneous abortion that slides out of it into a three hour refutation of the laws of physics.

Hhmmm. I was all set for an extended rant, but, frankly, it's futile. The movie, that is. It wasn't worth three hours of my life to watch it, and certainly isn't worth the additional three it would take to give it the reaming it deserves, so I'm going to limit myself to a few remarks that only tickle the rim of this gaping money pit. First, nobody in it ever seems really all that upset by the death of most of humanity, most species of wildlife, and the planet itself, an artistic decision (to abuse a term beyond all meaning) likely based on the producers not wanting anyone to go away from their end of the world movie feeling depressed. The characters all banter Will Smithily as their planes lift off in the nick of time just as the world drops out from beneath their wheels for the tenth time in 45 minutes. From the time the earth first begins to split in earnest, it's nothing but impossibly close calls for John Cusack, over and over again. Emmerich even reproduces the magical gravity defying gap in the overpass bus jump from Speed, the worst thing to happen to action films since Bruce Willis started outrunning shockwaves. God DAMN IT, surely the cardinal sin in any film, and an action film in particular, is to demonstrate to the audience that, no matter what happens to the rest of the world, John Cusack isn't going to die unless Scriptron 5000 decides that there is a 51% probablity that viewers will eat more popcorn if, at the very end, he must actually pay off that 'selflessly lay down your life for the good of all mankind' card set up for him early on, but that would be kind of a downer, wouldn't it, and not at all the feel-good kind of end of the world movie we were looking for. KILL HIM! Cusack's character, by the way, is a failed novelist whose critics have destroyed his career by labelling him a blind optimist, thus depriving him of the riches that are denied to such up-with-people, a-stupidly-fucking-heroic-gesture-can-fix-anything, happy-ending writers such as, oh, Roland Emmerich, and appears to have been presented to us as an earnest plea that there should be room in the Bunker or on the Ark for people who entertain while uplifting. This wonderful upliftingness is unaccountably referenced one hundred thousand times during the crisis by the obsessed with crap writing but also most dignified character in the movie, the handsome black end-of-the-world-ologist who falls for the black president's hot daughter, so that all future generations of progressively paler black people on the now overwhelmingly white planet will be really good looking and non-threatening to white folks, yo. We know he's the smartest guy in the film, by the way, because he tells Thandie Newton that he was a fat kid who used to be rewarded with an ice cream cone every time he read a book. Thandie ends up reading Cusack's crappy book because this guy won't leave her the fuck alone about it, and when she admits to having found it a page turner, he then tells her it's more than that, it's one of the few books to have survived the apocalypse, and therefore suddenly one of the most important works of literature ever written. Just to rub that bleak thought in just a bit more, our memories flash back to the beginning of the film, when Cusack is seen reading Moby Dick, which we can only hope and pray someone else thought to bring along on the voyage, since there was room for one fewer book in this asshole's totebag. I'm thinking he also preserved a digital copy of Armageddon on his laptop.

Oliver Platt, meanwhile, gets to be the movie's villain by making the right moves every step of the way, refusing to panic people and working tirelessly to preserve a core group of humanity and its culture because that's all there's time for, only to have Black Jesus suddenly turn vegetable and lead a revolution with literally four minutes on the clock before the tidal wave hits to open the doors of the Ark and let more people on, which very nearly kills everyone. But Oliver Platt's the bad guy. Also, there's a bit where an enormous statue is seen being loaded onto the Ark. They couldn't have taken a digital photo of that thing and made room for, I don't know, Celine Dion?

I went into 2012 with rock bottom expectations and it still managed to piss me off. I've developed a chip on my shoulder where CGI is concerned, mostly because it appears to have become an acceptable substitute for writing, and despite Hollywood scripts passing through the hands of dozens of scriptwriters, there's rarely any evidence of any of them having stood anywhere near a word processor. Instead of CGI being just a tool in the film maker's kit, most effective when it is invisible, in the hands of the videogame designers who now produce our biggest blockbusters it is more often than not the whole show. And yet, I actually wanted to see 2012, for the CGI, and was content that it would be enough to make the thing enjoyable, because no matter how bad the script was, the sheer spectacle of seeing the world end was sure to be enough to put the thing over the top. And, to an extent, it actually is. Like the recent James Craig James Bond things, or The Dark Knight, which are so fashion magazine advertisement slick they somehow manage to succeed on pure shiny sleekness alone when there is no way they should work at all, 2012 succeeds, sporadically, thanks to sheer force of money alone. But unlike them, 2012 works only in long shots, when you can't make out any actors' faces or hear any of the dialogue. The unbelievable awfulness of the script continually drags it down, and, ultimately, impressive as the effects are, any episode of Life After People, with the infinitely fewer resources at its disposal, has a bigger emotional impact simply because its script wasn't written on the back of a test audience's score card. Emmerich couldn't even be bothered disguising his disaster movie cliches and stock characters: Cusack's relationship with his son (and many of the effects shots) are stolen right out of Spielberg's War Of The Worlds (2005); the rest of the script, including Morgan Freeman's president (here less convincingly portrayed by Danny Glover), is lifted wholesale from Deep Impact(1998) and When Worlds Collide (1951). I mean, it's actionable. This would make more sense if 2012 belonged to Paramount, who own all three of these previously named and could, legally, recombine and re-sell these products any way they see fit, like Kellogs mixing Frosted Flakes and Special K to produce Frosted K, but this Frosted K was generated by Sony.

There's a new phenomenon on the internet that has the potential to make a pleasurable viewing experience of 2012: fan-editing. Fan-editing involves amateur editors reworking existing feature films in an attempt to salvage the best elements and soften the worst. The Phantom Menace has come in for special attention in this regard, but you can't make a silk purse out of a film directed by George Lucas after the original Star Wars (no, he didn't direct the second or third one). Often these fan cuts result in films that are two thirds the running time of the original and incorporate much of the footage that hit the cutting room floor when crack addicted test audiences lured in off the streets of L.A. indicated that the experience would be much improved by the addition of Johnny Depp, in eyeliner, smoking Gitanes and drinking absinthe, outrunning a nuclear shockwave at least once every ten minutes and getting up and walking away after a fall from a twenty storey building every twenty. Fan-editors have even been so bold as to attempt to make a watchable film out of Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull, which I am here to tell you is just not possible. 2012, on the other hand, can be saved. You heard me right: I said it can be saved.

All that is necessary is for the script and characters to be cut out of it entirely, rendering it a two hour sequence of nothing but CGI aerial shots, like an episode of the BBC's The Coast, except with the coast falling into the sea. The sad thing is that the most memorable image to come out of 2012 is, in fact, not in 2012, but the throwaway CGI gag pullback inspired by it that became the poster for Zombieland, despite having nothing to do with the actual state of the world as depicted in that film. Emmerich, meanwhile, even managed to blow the pace of the grabber from the pre-release (and possibly pre-production?) teaser trailer, with the monk ringing the bell before the the tidal wave wipes out his mountaintop monastery. It was that bloody trailer that softened us up for this disappointment when it appeared a year or two ago, promising good, clean, end of the world thrills, with nary a hint of John Cusack driving a limousine through an office building to be seen anywhere.

George Romero, in his Dawn Of The Dead, depicted mindless consumer zombies shambling through a shopping mall, apparently driven by some vestige of memory to continue in death the activity that had occupied them in life. More to the point these days would be a scene of zombies seated in a multiplex, gazing blankly up at the darkened screen, 2012 spelled out on the marquee outside. Or, in my case, Zombie Biased Observer at home six months later, remote control in hand, trying to push a DVD of 2012 into a broken and unplugged Blu Ray player. But, as they say, fool Zombie Biased Observer once: Brains. Fool Zombie Biased Observer twice: BRAINNNSSSS!!!

I won't subject myself to another film with Roland Emmerich's name in the credits.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

The Woman Who Came Back (1945)

Walter Colmes' The Woman Who Came Back goes well beyond 'Lewtonesque': it's an outright Val Lewton pastiche, yet still my favourite fantasy film of 1945.

It begins in the present day, with former runaway bride Nancy Kelly returning by bus to her family's ancestral home of Eben Rock in Massachusetts. An old woman leading a German Shepherd dog on a leash stops the bus and attempts to pay her fare with an ancient pound note, then sits next to our heroine and calls her by name before claiming to having been personally acquainted with her ancestor, a witch burning judge who died over 300 years ago. Shortly thereafter the bus goes off the road, over the cliff, and into the town lake, killing everyone except Kelly, who stumbles into the local pub and the waiting arms of local doctor John Loder, whom she had previously jilted at the altar. Ultimately all the bodies are recovered from the lake except that of the creepy old hag, and the neurotic Kelly begins to think she may have been earmarked as the reincarnation of a witch who, along with her dog 'familiar' was burned at the stake. Apparently always something of a square peg, a condition not ameliorated by her having thrown over that nice Doc Loder, her neighbours begin to share her delusion, particularly when the daughter of the doctor's a-little-too-loving sister becomes ill...

After a wonderfully promising opening the film settles down to a number of nicely foreboding but restrained set-pieces, the elements of which can all be tracked back to Val Lewton: the male protagonist worried by the apparent psychological fragility of his fiancee, and the anxious walk taken by his sister who is pursued by the sound of a jangling dog collar, are both lifted wholesale from Cat People; the suggestion of a neurotic woman as danger to a small child derives from Curse of the Cat People; and the menacing figure of the old woman's roaming dog echoes the jungle cats freed from their cages in the zoo in both The Leopard Man and Cat People. It is clear that whoever devised these scenes (story author John H. Kafka or screenwriter Dennis J. Cooper) had studied the Lewton playbook very closely and made a list. And it's an extremely pleasing simulacra, even if Colmes' careful direction is sometimes let down by a small budget and attendant inability to obtain adequate coverage. This is evidenced by the infrequent appearance of soft and ill-proportioned cutaways that are obvious optical zooms untidily cropped out of the carefully composed two person master shots that make up the bulk of the picture, to substitute for alternate angles the editor simply didn't have and therefore had to invent. Colmes also fails to rein in the performances of his cast as carefully as Lewton was wont to do, hardly surprising in a film whose budget apparently usually did not allow for more than one camera set-up per shot, but it's particularly problematic in the case of his heroine, whose hysteria is unrestrained and obvious a bit too early on, somewhat out of step with the more leisurely and subtle build of the plot. But if the limitations of a small budget sometimes proved too much for its second time director, the benefits of a great deal of meticulous planning prior to shooting are writ large on the screen, and easily outweigh any criticism -- and one criticism in particular.

Most reviews of the film admit to feeling let down by the explanation offered by Otto Kruger's rational priest at the conclusion. The final scene does feel tacked on and lazy, and the film would have been better served by its having been omitted (in which case it would have faded out on a perfectly good shot of the wind-dappled surface of the mysterious lake). Without it, The Woman Who Came Back might enjoy a greater reputation today. But the reviewers appear to take it for granted that the explanation offered for the film's biggest mystery (the disappearance of the witch from the drowned bus) neatly ties off all the loose ends. It really doesn't.

Yes, the supposed witch's confession is discovered to have been forced for political reasons, but just because she wasn't a witch doesn't mean there wasn't a ghostly presence in the film, does it? For instance, a book on the evils of superstition is shown with its pages being riffled by a breeze, but there's no way it could have blown from the table on which it lay to burn in the fireplace: it's simply too big, and the fireplace too far away. There's also a scene involving a heavy trap door, left lying open flat on the floor, that is shown to close but couldn't possibly have fallen shut (seeing as it would have had to fall up in order to do so), it could only have been lifted. And even if the old lady was an ex mental patient, where'd she come by that museum piece currency she tried to use on the bus? Bad props, I hear you say: bad writing, or bad directorial choices. I don't think so. A great deal of obvious care went into this production, and intended or not those details, if recalled them, leave lingering doubts in the mind of the viewer as to the veracity of the pat solution we are offered.

Besides, whatever its very minor faults, The Woman Who Came Back is remarkable in that, coming from Republic Studios, it manages a creditable Val Lewton with even less money and far fewer resources than Val Lewton had access to, which makes this just the kind of modest, industrious, effective and very endearing little gem we here at Biased Observer are digging for.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Round Up 1945, Part Four: Pillow Of Death?

Ah, yes. The Picture Of Dorian Gray. I developed a prejudice against Oscar Wilde's story when I was a kid, having caught one or another of the versions of it on television. The honest truth is that while I didn't much like the central conceit of the portrait that showed the ravages of the dissipations of its subject while the original did not age, what I really objected to was the fact that there was nobody in the movie to really like. I still need a reason to care about what's going on in a film or novel, and if I can't sympathise with someone in the story, I find it difficult to care about what happens in the story. Which, I suppose, limits me somewhat. That said, reading about the Albert Lewin directed version made of 1945, with George Sanders in the role of the decadent, witty cynic Lord Wooton to Hurd Hatfield's empty, vain Dorian, it sounds as if I may have been hasty. I didn't think I was a fan of Stevenson's Jekyll and Hyde (one of the major influences on Wilde's tale) either, but have since been shown the error of my ways.


The thing is, I've only read two of Wilde's works, and I remember being scandalised at recognising recycled witticisms -- identical memorable dialogue shared in common between Dorian Gray and The Importance Of Being Earnest. Can anyone confirm this, or did I somehow imagine it? Not that it would be out of character for Wilde, who regularly espoused a love of the artificial and empty: on the contrary, if he didn't do it, I imagine that if it were possible for him to read this he would wish that he had done. After all, as one of the characters in Dorian Gray so archly puts it, "I like persons better than principles, and persons with no principles better than anything in the world." AMG's Hal Erickson calls this version Lewins' "fascinating follow-up to his expressive-esoterica masterpiece The Moon and Sixpence" which I have never seen, but that phrase 'expressive-esoterica' certainly piques the curiousity. Is his Dorian Gray a piece of expressive-esoterica, too? One certainly hopes so, as the only thing worse than a film being expressive-esoterica would be its not being expressive-esoterica.


Huh. Here's an odd one. The British They Came to a City is an Ealing production, based on a play by J.B. Priestley, who also appears in the framing sequence. A disparate group of people from various social strata stand outside the gates of Utopia and discuss which, if any of them, might be able to adjust to life within it. George Perry, quoted at Britmovie.co.uk, says of the film:
It is a tract for socialism, presented in allegorical form, with... a city wherein poverty, exploitation, slums, class distinctions and the profit motive have all been abolished...  The film’s action – if that is not a misnomer – is confined to stylistic sets. It is one of Ealing’s most unsatisfactory films, a venture into an area that would be fairly difficult for any filmmaker, but one which for this studio, with its tradition of realism and a view of ordinary lives, was a disaster. Priestley’s radicalism was based on the concept of universal friendship, but this play failed to offer any ideas as to how his Utopia could be achieved. And because we are never given a chance to see inside the city we have no way of knowing whether its idealism works or not.
Call me crazy, but I find utopian discussion of interest, and this sounds so weird it's actually kind of compelling, though quite possibly more fun to think about than to actually watch. I do like to see fantasy pressed into the dead serious service of philosophy/politics, even if it proves deadly earnest and deadlier dull.

Robert Siodmak's The Spiral Staircase is supposed to be the protoypical gothic romance film. I find it difficult to get worked up over the very familiar plot wherein the pretty young nurse falls for the possibly murderous son of the mysterious manor. There's no supernatural element here, just some nut killing the neighbourhood cripples. However, this particular nurse is a mute played, by all accounts, to great effect by Dorothy McGuire (pictured nearby) using only her piercing eyes, the direction is said to be noirishly expressionistic, and if it sounds cliche it's only because it was so successful is spawned legions of imitators, so, yeah, worth a try.

Finally, yes: Pillow Of Death. And, no, it isn't of even mild interest, at least not to me. Another of the six Inner Sanctum programmers starring Lon Chaney Jr, I only mention it here because the title amuses me, and because reading a description of its plot has helped me solidify my personal definition of what constitutes a horror film, for the narrow purposes of this narrow-minded blog anyway.

A man smothering his wife with a pillow is horrible, certainly, but it's exactly the kind of horror that appears in the newspaper every day, which I look to the movies to escape. It's not fantastic, it's all too sadly real. The same goes for torture, sadism, and most particuarly sexual violence. These things scare me profoundly, but to be honest, my interest in horror as a genre has little to do with a desire to be frightened, and nothing whatsoever to do with being disgusted. What I want is wonder: a darker, perhaps meaner, but no less wonderful form of the strange, alien, and essentially out of the realm of ordinary existence that fantasy and science fiction, at their best, provide. I guess what I'm trying to say is that Dario Argento's Suspiria, for instance, though it has his trademark nasty sadism, also has scary witches. That's a horror film, and in my opinion his very best. But his repellant The Stendhal Syndrome, which involves Argento's own lovely daughter, Asia, being repeatedly raped by a sadistic psychopath, while certainly disturbing and horrible, is not what I'm looking for in a horror film, because there's no fantasy element (at least, not my idea of fantasy). All of Argento's black gloved killers deserve to be relegated to the separate genre the Italians class them as: not horror, but giallo.

Now, I love a good detective film, and a particularly dark crime makes for a particularly urgent investigation (ala Silence Of The Lambs, Seven, or my favourite, Citizen X), which is good, but I don't take pleasure in watching people die, particularly in terror, and certainly don't wish to see them do so for protracted periods, least of all women. The crime under investigation can be brutal, it helps my involvement in the investigation that I'm afraid of violent crime, but I'm much happier having the horror suggested than being subjected to it myself at length, particularly if it's already been established once: I certainly don't need to be subjected to it twice, let alone three or four times. I also have a real aversion to the sound of screaming, and tend to turn down the volume until it's over, and I'll fast forward through lengthy depictions of human suffering to get it over with. If there's simply too much of it (or if I just know it's going to end badly, and there's no chance our hero is going to catch the psycho or our heroine is going to escape) I will simply give up and turn the thing off. I just don't like to feel abused when a movie is over. That isn't to say that I think a film shouldn't deal with serious subject matter, or that the viewer shouldn't be made to feel the violence with which our cinema is so replete. David Cronenberg has recently made two very fine films in which violence is at the heart of the narrative, and in which the prospect of violence is a source of great anxiety for the audience, as it should be. I think we should fear the consequences of violence.

It's just that there are things I don't feel the need to experience. I won't watch terrorists cutting off the heads of real live journalists on the internet, nor the simulated snuff of The Guinea Pig films (almost certainly one of the spiritual inspirations for Eli Roth's Hostel, and thus indirectly the mainstream American genre dubbed torture porn), for instance, because neither is something I want in my head. I am actually less bothered by the prospect of seeing the latter than by the fact that someone wanted to make them, and even moreso that they were correct in thinking there was an audience for them. On the other hand, I'm in the minority who liked Joel Silver's 8MM, which involves a private detective tracking down the sick vermin responsible for having made a genuine snuff film, and killing them for it. This I freely admit to finding most satisfying.

To digress a bit further, I'd like to say that you hear a lot of psychobabble in regard to horror films and the tendency of beautiful young women to get cut up in them. There are entire unversity dissertations dedicated to this theme, carefully tabulating the male/female ratio of victims and concluding with the assertion that the slasher film in particular contains an ingrained conservatism that punishes modern sexual freedom with death. Gene Siskel was a particularly vocal proponent of the idea that such films revealed a deep hatred of women in both their creators and the audiences who consume them. While I don't deny that some film makers may dislike women -- a great many males do -- and I am not a fan of the slasher genre myself, I think these critics overlook a fairly obvious motive for so many axe murders coming hot on the heels of some young lovely taking off her shirt.

Both explicit gore and explicit sex on film made their first appearances in exploitation films, for the simple reason that these ingredients were forbidden in mainstream movies, and therefore offered a sure way for small independent productions to compete. Producer David Friedman, a carny before he got into movies, knew that the darker thrills offered by the carnival -- the strip show tent, the freak show tent, and the geek show tent (where some mental deficient would bite the heads off live chickens) -- were money makers because what they contained couldn't be had elsewhere, and it was just good economic sense for him to get his start in features with nudie cuties: benign films, often shot in nudist colonies, with a lot of skin but no actual sex. The problem was that once exploitation film makers got their hands on something lucrative they would run it into the ground, and not only would the audience become numbed to that particular thrill, the bar would thereby naturally be lowered for Hollywood as well. Mainstream films gradually became more risque, and exploitation film makers had to find something else that would fill those seats. Friedman and his buddy Herschell Gordon Lewis sat down to try to figure out their next move, and came to a sound business decision: they would make horror movies, and what would distinguish them (because it certainly wouldn't be the writing, directing, acting or production values) would be gore.

The merchantability of this kind of extreme bloodletting had been proven by the success of Paris' Théâtre du Grand-Guignol, founded in 1894, where audiences, male and female, had gone to enjoy graphic and shocking plays depicting horrible crimes ripped from the headlines and from history. These were geek shows, pure and simple, and so are the Lewis gore films. But once Friedman and Lewis had thrown open the doors to more extreme violence, international films and the mainstream, inevitably, began to close the divide between them again, Sam Peckinpah began spraying blood in slow motion, and there was only one choice left for the true exploitation merchants who didn't have the chops necessary to sell a film on any merits but the fact that Hollywood simply couldn't follow where they were going: hardcore pornography or retirement. Friedman, at least, bought himself a carnival.

Meanwhile, however, low budget independents had learned that two affordable ingredients could almost guarantee a return on a minimal investment. You might not have the money for established actors, but pretty nobodies would do just as well, if not better, as long as they would agree to take off their blouses. The supporting characters, such as they were, were mainly there to have simulated sex. The leading lady, for whom it was perhaps more important that she be able to act, might not have to strip, which has the effect of making her look virtuous, essentially by accident. The other sure fire money maker being violence, it was necessarily the sexy supporting cast who had to do the dying, usually after they had done the thing they'd really been hired to do: get naked. Not very psychological at all, more of an accident really.

Pure economics, in fact, because that's entirely what those films were all about.

Round Up 1945, Part Three: The Green Chamber Of Linnaisten Mansion



Okay. With Linnaisten Vihreä Kamari, we now have a Finnish horror mystery that is not described on the IMDB or even mentioned at AMG, so do not bother asking me the names of the women in these pictures from the movie. Thus it would appear that it is no longer just Mexican movies I am going to have a hard time finding out about. The Aurum Horror Film Encyclopedia and Penguin Encyclopedia of Horror and the Supernatural are likewise silent -- surprising, considering their usual thoroughness. Not only that, but ever since I cut and pasted the title of the film into this blog entry my keyboard will no longer type an apostrophe, quotation mark, slash or exclaimation point: I get è, È, é and É instead. It isnèt (damn!) the first time this has happened and I have no idea how to stop it, so for the duration of this post I will seem even more mannered and up myself than usual as I avoid all contractions and question marks while attempting to find something out about this film through rough machine translations of whatever the Finnish language websites have to say. I must, for you see, as far as I can recall I have never seen a fantastic film from Finland, and it is the goal of this website to find at least one (hopefully good one) from every film producing country on earth. I think I am going to find a blank outline map of the globe and start filling it in one movie at a time. Will Linnaisten Vihreä Kamari represent Finland on our map (question mark). Stay tuned, gentle reader.

First things first. One thing the IMDB does tell us is the name of the director, Valentin Vaala, about whom Wikipedia has this to say:
Valentin Vaala (born Valentin Ivanoff) (October 13, 1909 in Saint Petersburg - November 21, 1976 in Helsinki) was a Russian-born Finnish film director, who often also wrote the screenplays for and edited his own films. His career spanned several decades, from 1929 to 1973, and has been called one of the most significant, in both quality and popularity, in the history of Finnish cinema... During his career, Vaala directed 44 feature-length theatrical films, the second most among Finnish directors, behind only Toivo Särkkä
Maybe so, but AMG lists only two of the 44, and Wikipedia has no entry on the movie under investigation here. Cleaned up machine translation from a Spanish website follows:

Linnaisten Green Chamber: Film based on a Nordic novel, mixing suspense, terror and drama. In a high society mansion, a dramatic story unfolds involving the appearance of ghosts.
Green chamber and ghosts, then. Sounds intriguing, if a bit vague. Let us see what Finnish Wikipedia has to say about the film: 
Linnaisten Green Chamber is a classic Finnish horror romance... based on a story by Zacharias Topelius.

The rest of the translation is suggestive but too incomplete for reconstruction. Even so, now we are talking. A Google search for Topelius, Linnaisten and Green uncovers the existence of novel entitled The Green Chamber Of Linnaisten Mansion by Zacharias Topelius (the reviewer calls it dull), and a further search for that title results in a more or less English language plot capsule of the film at http://koti.mbnet.fi/basil/nest/allmovies.txt, (c) 2005 by someone identified only as Rex:


'The Green Chamber of Linnais'
Linnaisten vihreä kamari/Linnaisten kartanon vihreä kamari
Finland 1945 B/W 91min
****
Drama, mystery
cast: Rauli Tuomi, Reino Valkama, Kaija Rahola, Regina
Linnanheimo
credits: dir. Valentin Vaala 

The time is about 1800. Everybody in the manor lives happily. Two
daughters are searching their love and try to find somebody noble
enough for marrying. Somebody with a good name. A handsome architect
comes to the manor to do his business and soon there is love in the
air. But the manor has secrets which has something to do with certain
surnames and one of these surnames is mr. architects surname. The
dreams of marrying a daughter of the manor are gone because of this. Or
is it? Whose surname is really Littau and whose not? Is there really a
ghost in the green chamber? Who will marry that odd nobleman whose
home burnt? And who is that old woman? Sweetly spooky movie. Reminds of
good old days. Actor Rauli Tuomi (the architect) is just right in his
role and the others survive very well.  

Looks like that description and a few stills are going to have to suffice. Sweetly spooky. I like the sound of that, but I would say the chances of my ever getting to see this film are practically nil...